Eu tinha 12 garrafas de Whisky na minha adega, e minha mulher me disse que as despejasse na pia, senão... Comecei então minha desagradável tarefa.
Tirei a rolha da primeira garrafa e despejei o conteúdo na pia, com excessão de um copo que bebi.
Tirei a rolha da segunda garrafa e despejei-a na pia, com excessão de um copo que bebi.
Tirei a rolha da terceira garrafa e despejei o whisky na pia, com excessão de um copo que bebi.
Arranquei a garrafa da rolha seguinte, bebi uma pia e botei o resto no copo... Arranquei a pia do copo seguinte, despejei a rolha dentro da garrafa e bebi o copo...
Tirei a rolha seguinte da minha garganta e despejei a pia dentro da garrafa.
Da garganta seguinte, tirei a pia e botei a garrafa dentro da rolha. Então, arrolhei a pia com o copo, engarrafei a garganta e bebi o que derramei.
Quando esvaziei todas as garrafas, rolhas, copos e pias, vi que já eram 21. Para me certificar, contei outra vez, e quando acabei tinha contado 74... E como minha casa passou ao meu lado, contei todas, digo, contei novamente e finalmente contei todas as casas, garrafas, e rolhas, ainda copos e pias, com excessão de duas garrafas, uma casa e um copo que bebi...
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sexta-feira, 1 de abril de 2011
domingo, 20 de março de 2011
I'm back, Porto Velho and Visa
And i'm back to annoy people and make your brain fry. Hi
This time i've been absent was for a good reason that... I can't tell anyone cuz it's not on your business, but anyways, I couldn't use my computer the time I needed to post something here, so I didn't do it. Obvious. And don't care about the way I'm writing here, these keyboards don't help.
Well, these days some men working at Jirau, where they're building an hydroeletric plant, I think 100km outside the city, got mad and burned all the houses they made for the people who work there, not for them to have to come to town to live and work there the whole day. I sound repetitious, anyways... And they burned everything and destroyed that village ver there, and not satisfied with that, they came to Porto velho and now they're walking around the town in groups. It is so serious and not funny for me to talk about that it was showed in all news on TV, websites and everything. The president sent the national police to round us and everytime I look outside the windows, there are helicopters and army Buffals, those fucking big airplanes. I AM SO DAMN SCARED TO LEAVE HOME, to go to school and everything.
I hope nothing happens, but that's nothing something I can do. I'm too scared for that.
To make your visa you have to have TOO MUCH PATIENCE. They write a book explaining how to take your picture: 5cm x 5cm, the camera has to be 120cm from the person, white background, no shadows, correct contrast, you can't be ugly, you can't take off your glasses, you can't smile, you can't look like a drug user. Then you have to answer everything according to the options they give you to fill the blanks in LESS THAN 10 MINUTES, if not the page expires and you have to start it all over again. Then you find out that, having a password they give you and a key question, you can save the level you're doing it on and take it from there on, without starting from zero. After everything, they have to accept your picture. If not, you'll have to take another. that's the face expression some people have when it happens:
I hope I'm not being boring as always, and please come back when you want to. Or not. Don't come back. But send your friends the link so that they will access the page and give me one more visit :D
This time i've been absent was for a good reason that... I can't tell anyone cuz it's not on your business, but anyways, I couldn't use my computer the time I needed to post something here, so I didn't do it. Obvious. And don't care about the way I'm writing here, these keyboards don't help.
Well, these days some men working at Jirau, where they're building an hydroeletric plant, I think 100km outside the city, got mad and burned all the houses they made for the people who work there, not for them to have to come to town to live and work there the whole day. I sound repetitious, anyways... And they burned everything and destroyed that village ver there, and not satisfied with that, they came to Porto velho and now they're walking around the town in groups. It is so serious and not funny for me to talk about that it was showed in all news on TV, websites and everything. The president sent the national police to round us and everytime I look outside the windows, there are helicopters and army Buffals, those fucking big airplanes. I AM SO DAMN SCARED TO LEAVE HOME, to go to school and everything.
I hope nothing happens, but that's nothing something I can do. I'm too scared for that.
To make your visa you have to have TOO MUCH PATIENCE. They write a book explaining how to take your picture: 5cm x 5cm, the camera has to be 120cm from the person, white background, no shadows, correct contrast, you can't be ugly, you can't take off your glasses, you can't smile, you can't look like a drug user. Then you have to answer everything according to the options they give you to fill the blanks in LESS THAN 10 MINUTES, if not the page expires and you have to start it all over again. Then you find out that, having a password they give you and a key question, you can save the level you're doing it on and take it from there on, without starting from zero. After everything, they have to accept your picture. If not, you'll have to take another. that's the face expression some people have when it happens:
I hope I'm not being boring as always, and please come back when you want to. Or not. Don't come back. But send your friends the link so that they will access the page and give me one more visit :D
quinta-feira, 20 de janeiro de 2011
Hey, soul sister
Do you believe that a chain of facts can lead you to find your, literally, soul sister, somewhere across the atlantic ocean? I do.
It was like this: my grandmother won a Cirque du Soleil DVD > I liked it > I put the name of an acrobat in my orkut page > A girl found me and told me he was on Facebook > I made my account and joined some comunities > in one of this comunities, I guess, a girl named Bjanka Banjac found me, and added me. At first I dodn't notice that would go somewhere, but we started talking, and when I got to know her, I realized she was not an ordinary girl, and, as she says "She was exactly like me". Today, I consider her my more than best friend, not to make my friends from here jealous, but it's different. I feel like I've found my, literally, soul sister (I'm saying that for the second time, I noticed that xD). Sharing problems, desperations, jokes, guys, pictures, stupid things and ideas, being weird (She understands that haha :D)... With her I have the best talks, the best laughs, the best time ever.
Just posting it here because I want EVERYONE to know that, no matter what happens, I'll be always there for you, Bjanka,if you're ever reading this. :) Volim te, uvijek i zauvijek <- I hope it's right, if not I'll be forever FAIL; xD
It was like this: my grandmother won a Cirque du Soleil DVD > I liked it > I put the name of an acrobat in my orkut page > A girl found me and told me he was on Facebook > I made my account and joined some comunities > in one of this comunities, I guess, a girl named Bjanka Banjac found me, and added me. At first I dodn't notice that would go somewhere, but we started talking, and when I got to know her, I realized she was not an ordinary girl, and, as she says "She was exactly like me". Today, I consider her my more than best friend, not to make my friends from here jealous, but it's different. I feel like I've found my, literally, soul sister (I'm saying that for the second time, I noticed that xD). Sharing problems, desperations, jokes, guys, pictures, stupid things and ideas, being weird (She understands that haha :D)... With her I have the best talks, the best laughs, the best time ever.
Just posting it here because I want EVERYONE to know that, no matter what happens, I'll be always there for you, Bjanka,if you're ever reading this. :) Volim te, uvijek i zauvijek <- I hope it's right, if not I'll be forever FAIL; xD
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